in 2012 and last year, this is my annual list of the gay porn performers who did a good job in the past year and those who could use some improvement. This is constructive criticism.
* Pun very much intended
**I don't know how seeing the words "gay porn" in any title would tell you otherwise, but this post is NSFW. It just isn't. I mean maybe if you tried to explain how you were doing research on the physical effects of lubrication on the firing action of pistons, but I don't think that or gay porn has anything to do with those TPS reports you were supposed to file 40 minutes ago. So how about you just look at this on your home computer while your wife is watching the news. And I know you're married.
Fool me once.
I never put someone on the BEST or WORST list solely because I like (or don't like) the way they look. I judge these guys (and studios and trends) based on how well they translate their intention to their reality. The BEST porn performers make you forget that they are performing and use their body to create a sexual fantasy you can get lost in. The WORST performers either don't connect or connect in all the wrong ways. This list picks them apart. Cheers to the BEST. A friendly nudge to the WORST. But before we start the list, as per uuge, let's discuss how we evaluated, why we evaluated, and the state of gay porn for last year.
Okay, we're about to begin, but let's review the Year in Porn: DEATH, DRUGS, DISEASE, and JESUS. Alright, let's... No, seriously, more stars died in the past year, which is always sad and something I think needs to be addressed. Also, more performers contracted HIV in high profile cases, which is why testing and condom use needs to be discussed. And more performers found Jesus, which does not need to be discussed, but is just something I always think is funny in an interesting way. It's like that time Vanity said she found Jesus but it's like, you did "Nasty Girl": You didn't find Jesus. Jesus already knew who you were. Alright, below the jump is the full BEST and WORST list.
Feel free to chime up in the comment section and tell me what you agree with, what you disagree with, and who you'd add to your own lists.
Happy Mast...ering Your Ability to Read By Reading This List After the Jump!