Juice with Junior

It has recently come to my attention that Miss Andy Cohen and the folks of Bravo with questionable taste have greenlit a TV show that would feature "Real Housewives of Atlanta" star (?) Kim Zolciak by herself. I mean, I kiiinda understand why: Kim does have the kids and the new baby and the ballplayer fiance who literally looks like he can barely string two sentences together.

But even still, if I were Andy, I would be sleeping with one eye open on the lookout for NeNe, who I'm sure expressed interest in her own show... None of this is really important. The thing I wanted to say about Kim is that the only person featured on "Real Housewives of Atlanta" who should have his own show is Sheree's hair dresser, cross dresser, and most amazing person in the whole world Lawrence Washington (above). Lawrence is like the epicenter of fabulousness. Like when they have to copy fabulousness, the master they use is Lawrence Washington. He is today's Sunday Swoon. He may be the Forever Sunday Swoon, I love him so much. Look at the picture above.

That is called "serving it."

If it had a roof on it, LW blew that S off a long, long time ago. And I hate these people (not really) who look great as boys and as girls. It's like their just showing off now. LW has such beautiful skin and eyes and teeth and height and style that no matter what gender he decides to emulate that day, he looks amazing. It's so disheartening for fat, gangly, Muppet-faced me. Oh well.

Let's stare some more...