Crest, you know that men have teeth too, right?
What was that? Oh, you didn't know that. I didn't think you did because I saw your ad (below) for those Whitestrips a couple of days ago and, curiously, there were no men in it. So I'd thought... What? No, I was going to say that I thought I'd call and tell you that men, in fact, have teeth.
Yes, men have teeth too.
Just like women, and sometimes, we like our teeth to be white. You're shocked? Well, I'm only here to help. No don't be embarrassed. It's fine. Talk to you later. Oh, thank you, but I use Plus White. Thanks again. Talk to you...
Yes, bye...
(p.s. is it just me or does anybody else think it's weird that these teeth whitening commercial only use women in their ads? Or do these products need estrogen to work or something. Because I gots estrogen, baby! My doc says maybe too much! Sorry, I've said too much...)
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I think it's because men aren't supposed to care about their teefs. They just use them to tear into steaks and open bottle caps, none of this froufrou smiling crap that the wimmin folk do.
Must be because I have never seen a man in one of these commercials... EVER! Except that guy who follows that girl who always whitens her teeth when she has to do stuff like go to a movie premiere or Vegas. That girl has a great life.
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