Juice with Junior

Alright, everyone, I told you before that we would be all over the Ronnie Kroell Playgirl photoshoot story and we're back for the official evaluation. For the background, Ronnie Kroell (right) was a contestant on Bravo's old "Make Me a Supermodel" and is gay, and says he's 26 although I don't know if I believe this but whatevs...

For the estimated sum of $500,000, Kroell decided to doff his clothes, stand before a camera, and have a whole team of Photoshoppers make his body look like Edward Cullen after a Fun in the Sun yacht party.

Okay, I'm not a fan of the photos...

Oh, we have to talk about the photos for a second. So, Playgirl has been like all up in people's grills about the photos and I suspect that the reason is that they know the pictures are nothing to write home about and they don't want people realizing that until they give up their dollar dollar bills to then just be disappointed. I've seen the photos... They are photos of Ronnie and his peen, looking a little highlighted, a little electric if you will... The Photoshoppers overdid themselves in a few photos, but overall, if you've seen one peen, then you really can make a cup of tea and read your favorite book, there's no reason to go to the newsstand.

While I was at first a little worried about Kroell doing this because I like him and think he could have a career, if the $500,000 bill he charged Playgirl is true, then YOU GO BOY! Some people may say that is isn't respectable and that if he is a serious model, then he wouldn't do it.

First of all, that's not true because if you're pretty, someone will pay you to let them take pictures of you. Secondly, do you know how many female models have bared all and still work. A lot, plus did any of us really believe that Ronnie was gonna have this uber-long successful career in fashion. That would be like the latest winner of "America's Next Top Model" would be on the cover of Vogue. Please, the latest winner of "Top Model" can't even get on the cover of Tyra's internet magazine by herself, you know. So I'm fine with it... If Playgirl wanted to give me a half-a-million dollars for me to roll around with my flabby a$$ cheeks flapping in the breeze, I would happily pose for them... I'd do the spread eagle, the wheelbarrow, the 'oops, I dropped something,' the girl on the hood of a car (below)...


Call it my recession lesson but I don't mind anymore that my boyfriend Ronnie did this. If this is what it takes to get your money, then this is what it takes to get your money. Retirement is expensive. So in that respect, I say HOT but in the respect that the pictures themselves are less than sexy, I say NOT.

What do you... Oh, I didn't show you the pictures! For a preview of the pictures, go HERE.

What do you think? Hot or not?