Alright everyone, the Vancouver Olympics is officially over today.
It was a good 18 weeks of competition. Now we all get to go back to never caring about curling for the next four years. However, before we close the book on the proceedings, we have to choose the winner of the most important Olympic competition of all: The Hottest of the Games! It's better than a gold, silver, or bronze medal... It's actually not even a medal at all. It's a travel-sized can of Designer Impostors Body Spray, the Sensuale scent (If you liked Glow by J.Lo...) and I covered it in fuchsia glitter.
Anyway, the coveted Body Spray goes to Canada's own ice dancing queen Tessa Virtue (above), the 20 year old from London in Cananananada (mispelling intentional) who along with simmering hottie Scott Moir won the gold medal for, um, ice dancing, which I just said. If you didn't see Virtue and Moir's winning dance, WATCH IT NOW. It's that good.
Heterosexual romance has always been a little boring to me but their dance brought it back! So freakin' beautiful. I chose Virtue because aside from having a face like a Disney princess, she's got a body like a whippet and a saucy personality. Otherwise known as The Total Package. (p.s. the U.S. four-man bobsled team almost took this title, but they are more like a Sunday Fiver in My Apartment). Who was your Olympic fave?
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