I found a place near my house that sells individually-packaged, large-sized Zebra Cakes. Someone, save me from myself...
(p.s. this week hit me upside the head with more busy than I expected. I do apologize. Next week, I'll be back with more "Drag Race" and posts galore!)
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My Intervention for the Day:
Dear Jun,
The reason why it's called individually packages is because it causes IN you a DIVIDE that is not your ALLY that will PACK on the weight and make you look beyond your AGE.
STEP AWAY FROM THE ZEBRA CAKES!
Sincerely,
J.J. Stockholm
(that's my drag name)
A hint to spend less time eating zebra cakes and more time blogging about the drag race. The first two gurls were soooo not ready for primetime.
P.S. Have you noticed that if you replace the "bb" with an "V" and the last "e" with an "L" it spells Little Devil. Coincidence? I think not!
And, there is a five in 50 cents, and there are five points in a pentagram, which is, yup you guessed, it a pagan symbol.
Moreover, the item ways 2.1 oz. 2 + 1= 3. Three represents the holy trinity. It is placed at the bottom of the packaging, below the five, which is below the almost-spelling of devil.
Therefore the overall message is the devil corrupts paganism which oppresses the word of god!
You held pure evil in your hands darling. Lather, rinse and repeat!
In the words of Dionne Warwick and Burt Bacharach, I'll say a little prayer for you.
Allan here is what we both need because I am an enabler. I would have said "you only bought one"? LOL.
Take a breath, put it down, turn your back on it and walk away calmly. Just keep breathing and walking, breathing and walking. It'll be all right.
Allan, WHAT DO I DO IF I ATE THE DEVIL RIGHT AFTER I TOOK THIS PICTURE!? But I will never do it again. You are right.
(p.s. Dani, I SO didn't only buy one so we're on the same page! LOL!)
Hi Sam... But it's easy when you say it and sooo hard to do!
Oh no! Near the house is bad. Too much like a dealer down the hall. Do like Wilhelmina, smell it then throw it out the window.
LOL ermine! I'm SO gonna have to do that because the place is literally as I walk off the bus and to my apartment! OH LORDY NO!
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