You know what. I think I'll let Wikipedia describe Sagat as they have such a dignified way of doing it... They say: "François Sagat (born June 5, 1979) is a French model and male pornographic actor who has appeared in gay and bisexual pornographic movies."
They way they say it, he sounds vaguely respectable, like I would have no problem introducing him to my friends. Not all of my friends, but some. How did I come in contact with him, you ask, on this Sunday, the holiest of holy... Porn happened today, people. I don't know when porn will happen but it happened to me today because I had a lot of stuff to do and... Why do I feel compelled to share so much?! Anyway, porn happened. Sagat was a main attraction. Everyone left the room happy. I need a boyfriend. And that is the end of the talent portion of this competition.
But as an aside, although porn happened, I must say that when the openly gay Sagat is involved, it's always classy porn. I find that as you get older, your porn should become more classy. Like your car or your choice of wine. To top it off, his website (OMG! DON'T CLICK IF YOU'RE IN A 25-MILE RADIUS OF YOUR OFFICE!) is an explosion of art, fashion, and crotch shots, which is what every website should be when you think about it.
We've all shared way too much today. Goodnight.
9 comments:
I've seriously been considering making the jump to dirty movies and the (delusional) thought of getting to work with Frankie makes my coochie sweat HARD.
Now that's how to start a Monday.
I'm not a huge fan of his hair, and the mime pics on his website are a little disconcerting. But it's a naked dude with a great ass, so I am not complaining.
Um. Yes. Definitely.
I may not always share your taste in men but this is definitely one of them that I totally understand!
First of all Caligula, if I had a good body, I'd consider porn just to get with FS too. It's like wrong that someone gets to walk around looking like that...
I know Sam!
LOL Paul! Everything on his site is disconcerting! But that's the luck of being devastatingly attractive. You can do whatever you want and people will still want to take pictures of you without your clothes on!
Glad to know I hit one your way Pom!
Well since Levi punked out with the full monty, I'll go with the ol tried and true. Francois ass brings tears of joy to my eyes.
I know. It's like Levi doesn't realize that at this point showing his manhood actually makes him more respectable!
he's hot
Totes.
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