Okay, so I've made no secret that I have a particular affinity for professional wrestlers. John Cena. Batista. MVP. Goldberg. If I could get them all in one room with me and lock the door, let's just say they'd enter that room as boys and leave it as men...
IfyouknowwhatI'msayin'...
I've also been pretty honest about the fact that I can't control my personals whenever I see giant red-headed pale Irish men. I just love me a fair-skinned ginger giant. It has something to do with my recurring fantasy of making love to one of them while "Ebony & Ivory" plays in the background... Live together in perfect harmony indeed...
Anyway, knowing all of this, you can only imagine my complete and utter shock when I turned on WWE Raw this week, after having not watched it in God knows how long, and all I saw on my screen was this (below)...
I have one question to ask the World Wrestling Entertainment company...
Are you f#cking trying to kill me?! Seriously!
A six foot, six inch tall, 280 pound flame-haired Irish professional wrestler named Sheamus with skin so pale it's one shade above translucent. SERIOUSLY! You got me, WWE. You got me... I was wavering in my appreciation for you but you've pulled me back in and have given me a brand-new obsession. You win. He will be promptly added to my
Now as he is my new obsess, let's talk Sheamus for a hot second...
He's brand new to WWE Raw and is my new lust object, natch. Now I already know what you're thinking, and I was thinking that too. There are a few things we have to get past about Sheamus before he is truly declared hot. Of course, he is not as classically handsome as Batista or Cena, and his hair is shaped like the crown you get when you have your birthday party at Burger King. But appearance can be enhanced with lighting and clothing and alcohol and hair can be styled or slicked back when you're in the shower together... What was that?
You already forgot about the hair? I thought so.
Okay, instead of asking if it's OK to be turned on by this, I'll ask what do you think of Sheamus? Can you see what I see in him or so you like your men with slightly more melanin, or any melanin at all?
Good lord, he's pale.
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My roommate approves. He's swooning over his body right now, and warns you that there may be a cat fight over Sheamus. Of course, he is concerned about steroid use possibly shrinking the "fun."
Bon appetit! ;o)
LOL Good to know Paul! And steroids is a concern true... So if we're dealing less with a Almond Joy and more with a Tootsie Roll, no one ruled out other things he could do to me...
I know Pom! Enjoy!
I really want to know a) what color his pubes are and b) why that's the first place my mind goes
he's sexy and dangerous
LOL Caligula! We're both Scorpios so I understand why your mind went there and I also think his pubes are prolly shockingly orange. Like an orange orange...
I know V! I know!
I've hooked up with a couple gingers at work and have never seen orange pubes. I NEED TO SEE ORANGE PUBES. THEY ARE RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS.
How is it possible that you've never seen orange pubes?! Seriously?! Ever.
My reasoning is that the part we see is the part that actually gets some sun and gets a little darker. Pubes, tucked away all the time are gonna come out bright. Bright orange...
They need to be seen...
I understand your attraction to pale redheads. I'm confused by the GWTW picture. What am I missing? Was it supposed to be a general illustration of inappropriateness?
Oh, Sam, GWTW is just what I always think about when I think of "swooning" so I had to put it up there. That's all...
A few years back I had this thing for pale skin redheaded men. Child I would stare at them. It was shameful. And, if they were freckled, whew!
This god here is just yummy. I would so go to town on his bag and pipe!
I said it before and I'll say it again, there is something delicious about men of Irish descent. Oh and the Scots also!
No you didn't say "bag and pipe" Allan! Too many things!
Yes, the Irish are all winners in my book and freckles, well yes, freckles are just automatic pants droppers so I shouldn't even talk.
I love me some ginger haired men. I have one of my own, and he's got the bright orange pubes, and they turn me on so much. He has gorgeous brown eyes, freckles....orange eyelashes, orange hair everywhere...damn, he'd better come home soon! I'm so glad I found someone who is as turned on by ginger haired men, but the ones with Irish accents make me wet my pants...they are so f-ing hot! Damn!
Dreamy, ditto to like everything you said and more! Just ditto! Ditto and more ditto! It's actually starting to be like a sickness. I can practically smell gingers around and that's when... I ATTACK! LOL!
I totally know what you mean! White have never looked THAT good!
Exactly Elise! Totally agree!
Ima
that big redhaired irish with freckles is most sexy and handsome man i ever see. Love Stephen smile.
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