This Is the Hottest Thing I Saw All Weekend, And the Hottest Thing You'll See All Day...
Guys, I have been so preoccupied by John Cena that I have totally fallen behind on my Batista coverage. As the second hottest man in professional wrestling, I really should have been tracking his movements like a mama lion hawks a gazelle in the brush.
So for this I do greatly apologize.
Here's why I say so: I was watching TV this weekend when I caught an ad for the Starz movie network that I don't have because Junior has no money for cable premium channels, mmkay? Anyway, the ad featured the new movies the channel is planning on showing as well as their original comedies like the hilarious "Head Case," the show that I told you before that I love.
Well, today I looked up clips of the show because I realized I missed the last season due to not having cable and needed more Alexandra Wentworth in my life when I discovered (BURST!) that Batista had not only guested on the show that I simply adore...
But he appeared on the show while looking...
I couldn't find a video of his full segment but maybe that's a good thing because too much Batista... in that t-shirt *wipes drool from mouth*... with that face *places cup under mouth to catch drool because it is too plentiful*... might just be too much for me to handle.
See what I mean above and below...
And because this is my blog and I want to let's watch another...
I'm gonna need a moist towelette. Anyone? Excuse me. I'm gonna...
Did anyone know Batista was gonna be on "Head Case"? And if you did, and you didn't tell me, we are no longer friends. No! I would never do something like that to you! Withhold Batista hotness! I WOULD NEVER! Oh, and who else wants to run their hands up that t-shi...
That was too much. Okay, now I know...
(p.s. see more Batista hotness here)
4 comments:
Confession time ~
I too love John (would have to fight you for him) BUT given the chance I would do Batista (in a heartbeat!!) BUT that Randy Orton is SOMETHING ELSE!!
I would have hard time choosing between the three (as if that opportunity would ever present itself again).
Amanda and I sit in front of the tube Monday nights and dream of a day when that could be true. She looking as pretty as I ever used to . . .
oh, I have one more thing to add
I LOVE a man out of his shirt, but SOMETIMES a man in his shirt is even sexier. Saw one yesterday at the gas pumps near the Interstate and nearly twisted my head off. I think I have a mild case of whiplash this morning. I felt justified in making a spectical of myself because there simply aren't that many lookers in North Hell. Wonder if John, Batista or Randy might drive through.
Well I can assure you that had I known this shoe existed, much less Batista being on the show, I would have sent a candy-gram to tell you.I I would have hired some guy to dress up as a WWF wrestler, go to your door, and sing you the news. SING YOU THE NEWS,. And then hand you a zebra cake and leave. Cuz that's how I roll.
Because frieds don't let friends live their life without this critical knowledge!
Oh Dale, given the chance, I would do so much to Batista he'd have to be hospitalized for exhaustion... HOT DAMN! I used to have a thing for Orton until he started looking more and more like a lion (something about his facial shape and his eyes), but he's totally still doable!
And YES! I SO AGREE! Sometimes, most times even, a great shirt, fits just right, you can see a hint of skin is SO MUCH HOTTER than being shirtless. It lets your mind fill in the blanks and imagine it slowly coming off... Sorry, where am I?
Hey Dani! You made me snot drink out of my nose again! I would totally love to have a WWE wrestler singing telegramer come to my house and sing me the news!
And that's why I'm here. To bring you the hotness you may have missed!
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